Bro. Hunt said, "Let's all make the B-flat sound." A girl near the piano hit a B-flat and we all om-ed together. "The B-flat," he continued, "is the most commonly occurring sound in nature. That is why Buddhists make that noise when they meditate." I thought for a second, and being the somewhat corny wise-crack I can be sometimes, I said, "So the world really does want to B-flat."
C'mon, you know it funny, and I do too, but I did not expect to get the reaction out of the class that I did. Bro. Hunt gave a good chuckle and my friends who sit around me, but the rest of the class just erupted in laughter. In fact, it made such an impression that on Wednesday I was in Craigo's, not working, but waiting to talk to someone, and a customer on her way out stopped and said, "Aren't you in my grammar class?" I looked at her and said, "Sure," as I shrugged. "You made the joke about B-flat, right?" I smiled. "Oh yeah. I guess I am." She laughed again. "I told that joke to my mom," and she made a gesture to one of the women that was with her.
Wow. I'm even funnier than I realized!
5 comments:
mal, definitely funny. i laughed out loud. but, this may be because it's almost 3 a.m. and i especially love corny jokes at that hour! (who am i kidding? i love them all the time! you win!)
no offense, but it sounds a little Uncle Richard to me. :-)
Hahaha! Oh Calandria, that is so true! But it's so witty! It's something me and your father share - corny wit. Luckily for me, I can also whip out the cutting wit. It's a gift, what can I say?
Kyle, this joke is now dedicated to you. What're you up for Thanksgiving?
Yes, it is a gift. One talent I share with my father is being able to come up with unique nicknames for people. Not that you know anything about that.
Yeah, I wish I had the wit.
Oh my dear sister. just wait till you rise to my level of humor popu-lare. Then you can hang with me if we meet again.
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